open your left eye you bastard

ive got a lazy eye
when looking at a computer for long periods of time
i end up closing my left eye.

it could be because i'm leaning my face on my hand
this only seems to happen when i'm alone

in a room
sometimes stoned

maybe its because im in a dark room staring into light
will this damage my right eye?
i could be entirely mistaken.

and Bin Laden's dead,
twitter told me.